function makeArray() {
  for (i = 0; i < makeArray.arguments.length; i++) {
    this[i + 1] = makeArray.arguments[i]
  }
}

function fix(number) {
  return (number < 1000) ? number + 1900 : number
}

var months = new makeArray('January','February','March','April','May','June','July','August','September','October','November','December')
var date = new Date(document.lastModified)
document.write(months[date.getMonth() + 1] + ' ' + date.getDate() + ', ' + fix(date.getYear()))