LEGAL JOKES

1. An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. “Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me.”  
   At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed that he had only put $20,000 into the envelope because he needed $10,000 for a new set of vestments. “Well, since we’re confiding in each other,” said the doctor, “I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new electrocardiograph at the hospital which cost $20,000.
   The lawyer was aghast. “I am ashamed of both of you,” he exclaimed. “I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the entire sum of $30,000.

2. A doctor trying hard to relax after a surgery session was besieged by a lot of people asking for one medical advice or another. He became so overwhelmed that he asked his lawyer friend sitting by him, “What do I get from all these people in order to gain from the time spent here?” “Simple,” replied the lawyer. “Just send a bill to each of them for the consultation that they had from you”. The doctor thanked his lawyer friend. The next day as he went to post the bills to each of them, he checked his mail box and found a bill in there. It was from the lawyer friend.

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